I, Cameron Spencer, solemnly swear...

I promise to uphold the office of baby by sleeping and growing diligently. I have already shown my commitment to this task by getting up to 4 and 1/2 pounds. I finally fit in my preemie clothes.

I also promise to give joy to my parents by doing things like making funny faces and doing funny things with my hands. I have been known to suck my thumb, smile, make a "Popeye face", make a pouty face, and on occassion, give someone the finger (I swear, though, that I do not realize what I am doing when that occurs. I would never abuse my position in that way).

I swear to continue to do things and fulfill my role as a new member of the Spencer household to the best of my ability.

Sincerely,
Cameron James Spencer